Saturday, October 10, 2009

just some thoughts

Have you ever thought about if there was a back of a face?
I have.I believe that there is a back of a face.
How i came up with this is because if you count your face as a part of your head doesn't that mean that the front of your head(your face)shouldn't be the only part of your head with 2 name?
The back of your face(the back of your head)should have as many names as the front.
That means that since the front of your head,or your face(the front of your face)has 2 names,but it should actually have 3 names cause your cheeks r your cheeks,the side of your head and and the side of your face.So your face(the front of your face or the front of your head)should have 1 more name,which hasn't been decided yet,but the back of your head(the back of your face)should also have 3 so it is the back of your face,the back of your head and a name that has not been decided yet.Am i right?
Alot of ppl say i am wrong,but finally i got a group of 6th graders to agree with me!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

school

i cant wait for school to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this yearmy class gets to take a trip to new york city!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is gonna be so awsome:)

Sunday, August 2, 2009

stupid questrion....finally anwered!!!!

ok,i had a very stupid qustrion that i have been trying to figure out for about 2 years.
my questrion was:does chucky cheese have a tail?
i went to chucky cheese with my little sister and my baby cousin and the chucky cheese was on the stage over by the restrooms....so i went over to chucky cheese an dwaited until he turned around so i could get my answer
i didnt see a tai on chucky cheese....so i went to one of the workers and asked him my questrion
he said that he asked the same questrion when he started working there and the answer is that chucky cheese does have a tail but he tucks it in so no1 can see it
so chucky cheese does have a tail:)

Monday, July 20, 2009

weird 8 year old kid

ok,strangely....this 8 year old kid frenched my shin,and i screamed,and i kicked him then i had to drag him around the auditorium at my school while he ws clinging to my leg,then he slapped my butt,and he asked me if a had a credit card,and i said "no",then he slid his hand ucross my friend and i's butts,and said"well,now u do,and it was just up ur rear end"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was nasty,i almost called the police on that lil kid,but i didnt....my friend and i sort of preached to him(while we werent running away from him).
He claimed he was a Christian.
it could sort of understand some peoples reasons for not being Christians.
if non-believers see this Christians example,what would they think?
i would say they would be thinking something on the lines of"if this is how a one of Jesus' followers behaves,i dont wanna be like that."
imagine how many Christians act in ways God doesnt aproove of.
not all in that exact way,but followers of Jesus Christ should go slapping peoples butts,they should be telling non-believers not to.
i also got told off,a few days after that cause my friend will always says "all" when he is giving me advice of some sort,and i asked him what he meant by that,and some1 else answered for him,and started cussin at me,im pretty sure they claim to be Christians also.
Christians shouldnt go cussin people out,and telling them never to talk to there best friend ever again in their lives.i think its wrong.i felt so bad after that person told me off,cause i didnt do anything,and they said i should think of suicide.i take that sort of as a threat.maybe they should think of reading the Bible,maybe they would learn that murder is bad,killing urself is murder,and its wrong....u should never tell some1 to go kill themself.
also....a few months ago,some1 told me to go die,and go to hell....that person is also a Christian.
on wednessday nights,at youth,i see this person raising his hands up to God praising the Lord with all of his heart.
Christians are Gods disciples,He tells us to go preach the gospel,and tell the good news about Him.
how is that suposed to work if u are telling every1 to die,and go with the devil.
Christians are suposed to help people get eternity with God in heaven,not to go to hell with the devil.
i think that any1 can make a difference.
a single word can change the future.
my mom,as a teenager,she convinced a young lady to have an abortion.
in a relationchip,two words"its over" can cause depression,and make some1 cut themself.
if some1 tells some1 else to go die,and go to hell,they might committ suicide.
here is the message:
listen to God,not the world.
dont let the world bring you down,believe in the Lord with all your heart mind and soul,and dont let anything get in the way.
dont let anger get the better of you.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

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Friday, July 3, 2009

(im blank)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
no one reads my blogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(except me)
i feal so special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(this is awsome,no one so far that i know of has seen my embarrassing stories,and wierd poetry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

bible camp(2009)

First of all,im accident prone.
Well,the first day of camp,i ran into the wall,then turned around,and somebody opened the cabin door on my face.
The second day at bible camp,we played a game called food chain.This girl that was in my cabin sprained her ankle,and she wanted me to help her get to the nurse.I helped her into the nurses office,but the second that i walked out the nurses door,i tripped and sprained mine to.
The third day,i got stuck to the zipwire rope.
The fourth day,i still couldnt walk very well,and all the hurt people got to stay back at the camp,instead of going on the hike,and somehow,still staying inside,i got some sort of poison something all over my face,and the nurse had to put some white thing on my face so the poison wouldnt get on any1 else,and people kept telling me i had something on my face,and i should get it off,before to many people see it.Which was pretty embarrassing.
Finally,the fifth day of bible camp.My cabin thought of a skit for skit night,and i had the main part,but i had to try to totally butcher the song silent night.But strangely,at dinner that night,i got tackled off a chair.Then i almost broke my finger.Then i started vibrating,and i went numb,then i started laughing,and i couldnt control myself,then i couldnt breathe,then i started laughing so hard i was crying,then i hyperventelated.
The camp had to call my mom for the poison,and the vibrating thing,and after the hyperventelating thingy,they made me drink so much water,i almost puked,then when my mom came to pick me up(which she let me stay anyway)she made me drink another bottle of water,cause she didnt know if they gave me enough.:(
My week at bible camp this year was waaaaaaay better than my week at camp last year,but thats a whole different story.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

green!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha,my writing is green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol,im bored,its greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha,im still bored.
bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!bacon is goooooooooooood,lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bubbles

do u like blowing bubbles?
i know i do.
i dont blow normal bubbles though.
i take a bar of soap,stick it in my mouth,and blow,they get waaaaaaay bigger.
just dont try to use liquid soap,it really tingles,it feels like u are eating feathers,and powder.
bar soap is the best,but dont use dove,it tastes pretty wierd.
hope u try it,but also,1 more tip.
please,dont swallow any soap,it could make u quite sick.:):P:)
(oh,and please view my older posts to,they r pretty interesting)

staples

staples r amazing,they r sssssssssoooooooo shiny(unless they r rusty(ugh))
haha,i luuuuuv staples,they taste good,lol,just not if u swallow them,then you feel like ur gonna throw up,lol,it hurts:):P:)

haha,try to find the o in all of the 0s

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(haha,this is pretty hard to find,lol,and i know where it is,lol)

salad

salad is tasty,salad is green.
salad can also be brown,just like a bean.
u can have salad with steak,and with soup.
also with chips,or even blue goop.
haha,salad can have tomatoes,and it can have eggs.
and u can even eat it with pegs!
stab it....listen to the crunch.
listen....it talks a whole bunch.
u can eat it while u stand,or when u sit.
u know it loves u,and u sure do love it!:)
(haha,thats my stupid salad poem,lol)

?not sure what the titla should be?

some1 i know asked me if it is wierd for a girl to ask a guy out,i said no.
what do u think?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

who is Jesus?

i was talking to some people and i said i was bored....some1 else said"lets talk about Jesus He is never boring"i was shocked when some1 said"who is Jesus?"
if this is your question 2day im here to anwser it....here is my answer:
Jesus is everything.
He is the creator,the light of this world....the only way to get out of this darkeness that surrounds us.
We r like the dirt surrounding the precious gem,Jesus is the center He is the precious gem that is surrounded by dirt(representing us....we r sin).
Jesus died on the cross for our sins and without him we r nothing.
If He hadnt died for us,when we would die we would be in never ending darkness and uncontrollable fire,sin and sorrow 4 eternity.
Jesus was innocent,He did nothing wrong but yet He was killed by the earth and He didnt fight back....He did this for us,He was brutilized and He was whipped to the death nailed to a cross stripped naked bleeding to the bone and He was stabbed through the stomach....for us.
Jesus is sinless.
Jesus is the precious stone worth more than anything.
Jesus is the reason we r here.
He can do more than any1 can ever imagine.
He is eternity.
He created us in his image.
Jesus died on the cross so we can be forgiven.
He died so that we dont have to go in that nightmare.
We get to live in paradise with Jesus for eternity. wat more could we possibly ask for?
I am a christian....a follower of Jesus Christ,He is my Lord and He is my Savior,He is my everything.
I believe with all of my heart that He died for me and u to save us from the suffering in this world and that without Him i am nothing,that if i ask for Him for forgiveness i am forgiven,He loves me more than i could ever imagine.
If u would like to be like me,a proud christian and follow Jesus Christ and live in paradise with Him for eternity pray this prayer with me:

Dear God,i am sorry for all of the bad things that i have done in my life.
I pray that u will forgive me of all of my sins and help me live my life as a proud christian.
God help me,i am a sinner in this world,and i dont deserve 2 go 2 Heaven,and live in paradise with u,but i believe that u died for my sins,and u can,and will forgive me,of all of my wrong doings,Lord,please forgive me,and be with me through all of my hard times,i know that u dont always just make hard time disapear but u will be with me through each and every 1 of them,u have a will for my life and i will listen to your word and obey u Lord,i love u with all of my heart and understand u love me more,i want to be a christian a follower of u,i love you Lord,please be with me and show your way in my life Lord,i need you Lord please forgive me....in Jesus' name i pray,amen


if u prayed this prayer with me,u r now a christian,Gods precious word is the Bible,God says to get baptized,in the spirit,and listen to him.Spend your life wisely.Dont fall for the love of this world....fall for the love of God.

this world is not love.

Jesus is Love.

quick questrion

hi...............................................................................................................................................whats ur name?

my ripstick-and-my gut,lol

haha,my ripsticks name is darren alex bopnhammer jr the 2nd,he is red,lol,and my guts name is cubical fuzzinsquare robertson,lol-if any1 has an idea for a name for my trumpet,please let me know:):P:)