random stupid but funny moments:)

1. Today my mom asked me to write a debit for her. I got out the pen and it was already clicked on. Well, i always click the pen on my forehead(just a lil habit) and well i accidently hit it really hard on the wrong side of the pen and hit myself in the face with the wrong end.
2. (just a hint) Never stand by the rear end of a donkey.lol.
3. I left my lock on my locker unlocked and sme kid walked over and flipped it backwards and locked it. I learned that it is pretty hard to unlock a lock when its backwards:).
4. I ran into the living room door(i didnt remember to open it.lol.), i walked in and my brother was like "i have an invisible gun. boom! i just shot the ground.the bullet is right there!" i walked 4 inches...i tripped. Jon said "hahahaha, u just tripped on my bullet!lol.ur stupid." i said "thanks" and i walked away.
5. When ur teacher is yelling at you when she asks if u want to go to the office, she doesnt actually mean walk out of class and go to the office...she just means "SHUT UP!".
6. If u put ur finger in a donkey's mouth...expect t get bitten!(oh and murphy[the donkey] seems to really like starbursts and skittles.but the owner said nto to feed him to much of it, it could make him poop.lol.
7. When u are sitting in the car while ur mm is in food lion, sometimes u just hear some random old guy singing the star spangled banner.lol.he looked around to make sure no1 was there, but he didnt look in any windows:).
8. if u play a high F on the trumpet for more than 5 seconds, ur most likely to pass out.
9. What happens when u have a brother like mine? Well, he drags you across the house by ur stomach trying to give u the heimlich to make u throw up. then he puts u in wrist lock and uses electrical tape to tape u up and throw u under the table.the whole family knows ur taped up but is to lazy to help, until ur sis needs help on a tony halk skateboarding game.
10. Never try to jump ur cat with a skateboard.ugh, poor kitty:(.JK!i didnt try that!lol.
(:thanx for reading,

~missy~